A joke she told me this weekend (that Grandpa taught her):

"Daddy, daddy, there's a hole in my stomach!  .... It's a donut!"

The name of the road is "bump."

"We go to church on Sunnyday."

"Come see my dirty pictures!"

"Are you gonna put more glitter in it?"

"Tulips are roses."

"The grocery store is where the groceries live."

Alice the Bathtist (after learning about John the Baptist at bible class)

"I hurted my tushie."

Yesterday Joel's mom and I took Alice and Ryan to the Whitewater Aquatic Center. It's a small waterpark-ish pool connected to the high school. While grandma was sitting in the hot tub, Alice went over to ask if she could get in. Grandma read the rules and told Alice she was too young.

Alice pointed to the depth marker and said "But it says '3'."